This is the story of Hamlet
William Shakespeare’s most notable play. . .
A magnificent work of art
But for you bud, I guess I oughtta tell it this way!

Hamlet was the Prince of a spot called Denmark
Oooh, Yeah, Yeah…
There never was such a frantic guy either before or since
He was a dream boy
and like a hole in the head Denmark needed this Prince

He bumped off his uncle and Mickey-finned his mother
and he drove his girl to suicide and stabbed her big brother
Cuz he didn’twant nobody else but himself should live . . .
He was what you might call uncooperative !

Hamlet had a lady friend named Ophelia
Ophelia . . .
She was a cool, put-together chick that made men thrill
But Hamlet, he thought, she was from Uglyville!
So he chopped down her father just to teach the girl a lesson
Yes he cut him up in slices like a pound of delicatessen

Cuz murder was one thing Hamlet sure did enjoy
Sure did enjoy. . .
He was – How Shall I Say? – quite the mischievous boy!
So it was
DOG-EAT-DOG-EAT-DOG in Denmark
It was
DOG-EAT-DOG-EAT-DOG in Denmark
In Denmark. . .
YEAH . . . YEAH. . . YEAH . . .

And the moral of the story is very plain…
You better get a muzzle if got a great dane
And the name of this omelet is HAMLET

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